jajaja el villager rules XD

At their Nintendo Direct conference at E3, Nintendo made a few announcements about Mario, Donkey Kong, and a number of other franchises. But none of that matters. The only thing that matters is that the Animal Crossing Villager will be a playable character in the newest Smash Bros. games. But there's something unsettling about his smiling, always content face that never changes, even as he's beating other mascots mercilessly…

All of his letters to his neighbors are written in the blood of his victims.

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There's a reason Tom Nook doesn't make him pay interest on loans.

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Writing "REDRUM" all over the walls is terrible for feng shui.

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The old mayor has mysteriously disappeared. Let's elect this guy.

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It takes less effort to smile than it does to frown. And it takes the Villager no effort to FUCK UP YOUR WORLD.

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Nook paid for the house. The Villager paid for the gasoline.

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Even characters from entirely different games fear him.

LOOK. LOOK INTO THE FACE OF EVIL.

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So that's how he knows all of their weaknesses.

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Beware. He is…the Villager of the Damned.